Rev. Jeremiah Wright continues to seriously outlive his 15 minutes of fame. Barack Obama buys yet another case of Advil.

Paulbots are hijacking state conventions in hopes of obtaining a speaking slot for Voldemort himself at the national convention. McCain organizers reported more likely to offer speaking slot to Rev. Wright. Critical tin-foil shortage reported in state convention cities.

Obama “bored” by perpetual Clinton campaign. Join the crowd, Barack, we got T-shirts.

New York Times loses 9% of its total Sunday subscription base as both of its conservative subscribers cancel. All of the remaining 9 subscribers praised the paper’s “insightful, timely, and unbiased reporting”.

William Kristol rises to defend Hillary Clinton. Next up: Cindy Sheehan rises to defend George W. Bush.

Karl Rove offers advice to Obama. No one doubts his sincerity. Do you?

Zakaria wonders whether a McCain foreign policy amounts to a new Cold War. But the rest of us wonder more whether John McCain is really Glenn Quagmire.  Giggity giggity goo!