Mike Huckabee clings to guns and religion. Well, at least he won’t be clinging to dreams of the VP slot any longer.

Obama counterattacks Bush, er, McCain, er….dammit, who is his opponent again?  BDS-infested party can’t remember.

Famous tolerance of the left on display at Washington University.

Hillary notes that if you only count states where she won, she is winning.  If you count states where she isn’t winning, you’re a sexist.

Obama is coming to get your guns, your daughters, your pets, and your stamp collection!  Oh.  And your Elvis Signature Collection Commemorative Plates too.  And your daughters, did I mention your daughters?

Bin Laden releases announcement, “hey, I’m still saying stuff! About Jews! And Palestine!  Hello?  Is this thing on?”

Barack Obama complimented for good rhythm. Damn racists.

Pollster laments the narrow slice-and-dice tendency of modern political consulting. Next: Leper laments the spread of leprosy.